Just when you think they’ve thought of everything, the sex toy world is here to prove you wrong.
The British company Lovehoney is pleased to present to you the “self-erecting bionic penis” Uprize!
That’s right…the dildo product has a floppy mode and with the touch of a button, it can grow into a fully erect 6-inch penis just for your (or someone else’s) pleasure.
Once hard, the dildo has a motor in the tip with ten different settings ranging from “intense to off-the-scale.”
You can thank China for inspiring the “AutoErect” technology. Their snake toys, which can stand erect or curl up like a limp you-know-what, served as a muse.
Reviewers are already singing Uprize’s praises, to the point where you’d think Shakespeare was behind the keyboard.
Descriptions of the item range from “mesmerizing to watch” to a “mighty mechanical beast.”
If you need inspiration for a future open mic, I’ve gathered the most poetic lines from reviewers just for you.
Swipe through to discover the wave of emotions Uprize is stirring!
OMG: The First Self-erecting Bionic Penis Is Bringing Out The Poetry In Reviewers (NSFW) was originally published on globalgrind.com
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