4. If someone wants to anoint you (rub oil on your head), and you see folks beside you falling down when they get touched, just go down with them.
I know it seems like you’re being singled out as the demon child of the congregation, but there’s also a chance the paster actually might want to bless you. Just go with the flow. And if you’re not feeling it, just go down anyways.
At least you’ll get in a quick nap while you’re down there.
5 Easter Tips For Folks Who Haven’t Been To Church Since 2012 was originally published on globalgrind.com