A man in Tulsa was arrested after being found inside a septic tank under a women’s restroom.
According to police, Kenneth Enslow had climbed into the septic tank and was staring up at people while they were using the facility. He was spotted by a woman who had taken her child to the bathroom. The man, who was covered in human waste was removed from the tank, sprayed with a water hose and taken to the hospital to be checked for injuries.
Enslow told police that a woman hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to the report. Police report that the man didn’t have injuries that reflected his story.
Yuck.