This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Brittney Griner has opened up about her sexuality. The Baylor Women’s basketball star who was just drafted number one in the WNBA says that she is in fact gay. And it’s a good thing that Brittney Griner is a lesbian because no brother will ever date a woman that can dump on his ass. Ladies you posterize your man and it is over.
Former president George W. Bush says that he is completely comfortable with his legacy on the Iraq war. And he’s completely comfortable with all of his decision making. Wow, he really is an idiot. So maybe Tony Romo is comfortable with his career as the Cowboy’s QB. And maybe Kris Humphries is completely comfortable with his marriage to Kim Kardashian.
According to new research, exercise can offset some of the damage done by heavy drinking. So maybe we’ll start to see health clubs for alcoholics with drunken workouts that include sip ups, beer barbells, medicine ball martinis, Ciroc cycling, patron pushups, Courvoisier curls, jumping jacks and coke, the Bacardi bench press and the Long Island ice tealiptical.
Health Clubs for Alcoholics, Bush’s Legacy & More MORNING MINUTE was originally published on blackamericaweb.com