It’s bad enough when your wife divorces you over a lack of sex and the judge rules you “solely responsible.” It’s worse when she takes you back to court two years later and garners 10,000 euro in damages.
But this apparently happened in—where else?—France, where a man known in court documents as Jean-Louis B. was ordered to pay out around $14,000 to his ex, answering the prayers of dozens of stand-up comedians and talk show monologue writers: