7. JJ Parker
This party-loving football player hasn’t played a major role in the show other than…well…partying. This can become an issue when you always prioritize the turn up over other people’s life drama. This man literally threw a birthday party for his teammate Jordan Baker and his sister Olivia Baker when he knew they were grounded and the after effects could be catastrophic (which they were). Not to mention, JJ is loud, macho and takes up a lot of space in general. No one likes a selfish partier.
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