Donald Trump has expressed a desire for a massive military parade showcasing America’s strength. He was inspired by the Bastille Day parade he witnessed last summer during a trip to Paris. However, Trump (Cadet Bone Spurs), has never served in the armed forces, and avoided the Vietnam War draft on account of bone spurs. The cost alone would be in the millions, and logistics would be a nightmare.
Who’s going to pay for this, the military’s not sure. Twitter ways in on Trump’s request.