Forty-nine year old Lorie Ann Hill had a very bad first day of work. She showed up at her Oklahoma school drunk and missing the bottom half of her ensemble. School officials called police. Upon arrival, authorities found the teacher alone in a classroom and determined that she was under the influence. They also said that she was wearing shorts when they arrived.
Hill later admitted to drinking. A cup was discovered in her car that smelled of vodka. Police were unable to prove that she drove drunk to work. She was only booked on suspicion of public intoxication.
Classes at the school start tomorrow. No word on if the teacher will be present.
